It's a card. It's an enamel pin. (Magnetic, so it won't poke a hole in your clothes!) It's a talisman for modern life. It's where we turn when logic fails. It's for any woman who's so totally, completely, bone-deep over this bullshit.

gold plated enamel pin with magnetic pin backing
offset printed with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock
gold foil details + coordinating envelope
4.25" x 5.5"
blank inside