To My Amazing Friend on Valentine's Day...Emily McDowell
To my amazing friend on Valentine's Day: I'm sorry this card isn't from a brilliant, gorgeous person who is desperately in love with you. But someday it will be. I don't have faith this is true. I know it is, the same way I know kittens are soft and donuts are delicious. It's a fact. You are like the most lovable, raddest, cutest human I know. The right one will find you, boo. And in the meantime, I love you.
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